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Recent Movie Reviews

10 Movie Reviews

OH THE HORROR

It was an odd hypnosis of gore and death.
One simply could not look away from the spectacle of horror placed before them.
It was... Beautiful.

Still good

After all these years, I still love this submission. I just wish the creator hadn't disappeared off the face of the earth.

Huh.

That's the first good video game parody I've seen in years.
Probably the best video this week.

Recent Game Reviews

9 Game Reviews

Game of the Year All Years.

Skudge responds:

FUCK YOU

A lot of fun

There's nothing like running through a field of coins spawning tons of Marios jumping up an down. Interesting puzzles with an innovative gameplay style. The tunes were really nice, too. I beat the whole thing (the boss was amazing) and I have to say I'm impressed. I hope to see a sequel.

Liberation!

It is victory for the people!
The only problem, comrade, is that the sound quality was a bit low.

Recent Audio Reviews

8 Audio Reviews

dood

>hear a knock at the door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Very atmospheric.

The song projects a mental image very quickly.
When I first heard it, it sounded almost post-apocalyptic.
Then I read the description, and it was still awesome.
I could see how this would be Emmy nominated; it's quality work.

kevincroxton responds:

Thanks for listening!! I appreciate your kind words!

I like it that way too.

I like my bacon sunny side up
with the bacon in a cup

Happy Bacon Day!

Recent Art Reviews

2 Art Reviews

It goes on forever

Nice use of perspective.
Also kinda creepy. I like it!

BenTibbetts responds:

Thanks.

wut

It's nice, but...
what does it say?

Catoblepas responds:

EVERYTHING?

My name is John and I'm a pretty cool guy.

Age 40, Male

Yeah.

Somewhere

Joined on 5/2/09

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