Johnny-Coolguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Bacon Factory]

OH THE HORROR

It was an odd hypnosis of gore and death.
One simply could not look away from the spectacle of horror placed before them.
It was... Beautiful.

[Left 4 Bed]

Huh.

That's the first good video game parody I've seen in years.
Probably the best video this week.

[Drug Dealing Skit]

Not Bad.

The animation was good. Just a bit... Weird.

[Greek Soldier pt: 1]

Accurate.

But a little too short.

[bluh bluh bluh.]

Claymation.

Simple, yet charming.
My only real complaint is the picture quality.
It looks like Youtube.

[Brawl Funnies [dick 3]]

MMMMM

Meatballs and chilidogs.
They are delicious.
Especially when rtil makes them.

dreftclub responds:

if rtil makes them it tastes like nail-polish

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]]

Guys....

I don't think you understand the point of this flash. Its not about Brawl. Not at all.
Its about you, Newgrounders. About how retarded you are.
Voting five on unoriginal videogame parodies. Giving zeroes to things like this.
You sicken me, Newgrounds. YOU SICKEN ME.

[Awesome's School]

woot

that was AWESoME
5/5
10/10